Buffalo Are Officially Birds (egg salad w/a kick, no mayo)

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I boiled eggs for egg salad and found no mayo in the refrigerator. In my infinite wisdom, I turned to two unconventional condiment alternatives.

Steaming the eggs uses less water, takes less time and makes the eggs easier to peel.

Fill a small saucepan with about 1” of water. Add eggs. Cover with lid. Turn heat to medium. When water is boiling and steam coming out of the pan, steam for about 7-8 minutes.

Cool eggs and peel.

Add ranch, sriracha, celery, and all-purpose seasoning to a bowl with the eggs. Mash eggs with a fork, stirring together.

It's essentially buffalo-style egg salad, in which case buffalo not only have wings, but they also have eggs. Birds. Buffalo are now birds.